HAMPROM! FREE SHOW, FREE SPIKED PUNCH AND BOX WINE, DANCE PARTY! WED. MAY 16th 9:30PM
Let’s face facts, nerds. We weren’t ready for Prom. Nobody is. You’re sticky, you’re sweaty, however your body decided to do it— you were gross.
Well, guess what dumbboats? Here’s your second chance.
We have a King and Queen who DESERVE IT:
GUY BRANUM & HEATHER THOMSON
The Prom Committee is BACK to keep your shit fresh:
AMBER KENNY & CHASE BERNSTEIN
Your Chaperone is so cool, he won’t blink if you step out of line:
plus a bevy of belles of the ball:
and when you thought that was enough, we nailed down the hottest act that’ll make you wanna slow dance til the sun comes up:
ZACH AMES & TOM BECKER
so find a date, go stag, whatever as long as you look sharp. everyone gets an extra base on prom night.