HAMCLOWN

HAMPROM! FREE SHOW, FREE SPIKED PUNCH AND BOX WINE, DANCE PARTY! WED. MAY 16th 9:30PM

Let’s face facts, nerds. We weren’t ready for Prom. Nobody is. You’re sticky, you’re sweaty, however your body decided to do it— you were gross.

Well, guess what dumbboats? Here’s your second chance.

HAMPROM.

We have a King and Queen who DESERVE IT:

GUY BRANUM & HEATHER THOMSON

The Prom Committee is BACK to keep your shit fresh:

AMBER KENNY & CHASE BERNSTEIN

Your Chaperone is so cool, he won’t blink if you step out of line:

RON LYNCH

plus a bevy of belles of the ball:

BARBARA GRAY

BROOKS WHEELAN

SOFIYA ALEXANDRA 

RYE SILVERMAN

and when you thought that was enough, we nailed down the hottest act that’ll make you wanna slow dance til the sun comes up:

ZACH AMES & TOM BECKER

so find a date, go stag, whatever as long as you look sharp. everyone gets an extra base on prom night.